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Life On The Tweets: Time Off? What Do You Abu Dhabi Do?

England’s cricketers might not have had much luck on the field, but there’s always plenty to do between games and at the end of the day. Tweetsport take a look at what those Cricketing Twits do to kill time?

1. Go green – Cricketers give golf a go. More later…
Ian Botham @BeefyBotham Squirrel meets the squirrel..!!!  (above)

David ‘Bumble’ Lloyd @BumbleCricket Golf today . Place your bets . Vaughan/Bumble v Beefy/Ed . H/caps 9 for MV, DL,IB . Ed. Off 1 .Ed MD at Montgomerie Course

Michael Vaughan @VaughanCricket I wonder if my partner @bumblecricket has risen yet!!!! A couple of Boroccas and he should be fine.. He also likes a sherry on the 1st!!!

2. Invite your mates round – GMac gives cricket a go. I’d watch the Irish boys if I were you #ontherise
Graeme McDowell @Graeme_McDowell Just had an hour at my first cricket test match. England v Pakistan. Beautiful day in Abu Dhabi. Not much action though

3. Move like Jagger – No pictorial evidence. Thankfully.
David ‘Bumble’ Lloyd @BumbleCricket

Another fun packed night in Nelsons Disco dancers to the fore. Must confess I tapped a toe to Maroon 5

Nearly did a spot of disco dancing tonight …but songs are very long which leaves a pensioner out of breath #wenttobedinstead

4. Keep in touch with back home – Don’t worry Monty, text speak passed us by too.
Monty Panesar @Montyp713 My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I dont know, love u, talk to u later” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister”

5. Live your James Bond fantasies – Might be slightly more Miami Vice with those shorts?
David ‘Bumble’ Lloyd @BumbleCricket Captain at the helm Hope he gets his bearings right today

6. Take it to another level – Is the sky really the limit?
Ian Botham @BeefyBotham Up at the top of there is a great lounge & restaurant called Atmosphere..!! On the 122nd floor…Awesome !

7. Get your groove on – Ok, who had him down as a boy band fan?!!
James Anderson @JimmyAnderson9 It’s always lively sitting next to @finnysteve on the bus…

Graeme Swann @Swannyg66 he’s naked from the waist down

Steven Finn @finnysteve @JimmyAnderson9 listening to one direction and the wanted is better than listening to what you have to say.

8. Be an International Sportsman Part 1 – And see the world. Or not.
Jonathan Agnew @Aggerscricket Also blizzard conditions in Dubai today. But sand, not snow

Kevin Pietersen @kevinpp24 Horrendous sandstorm.. Dubai skyline non existent!!

9. Be an International Sportsman Part 2 – And visit exotic tropical locations? Nope, wrong again.
Francois Du Plessis @faf1307 Not much cricket gonna happen here…

10. Try the Links effect – Maybe they should have asked GMac for some pointers?

Michael Vaughan @VaughanCricket Not a great start for my partner….

David ‘Bumble’ Lloyd @BumbleCricket @WestwoodLee partner let me down yesterday …and he wouldn’t let me drive the cart

Lee Westwood @WestwoodLee @BumbleCricket don’t you have to retake your test when you reach a certain age bumble ?

You can follow all the cricketing action (and not just the down time) in real-time on Tweetsport. You might just be surprised what you find…

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