“If we win the World Cup, oh my god, the Caribbean will be upside down!”
Chris Woakes: good at everything, especially snooker.
“I haven’t had a holiday in many years.”
A Pakistani hero on his best bits.
“The big guy upstairs has got a plan for everyone, and clearly his plan wasn’t for me to go to Bangladesh.”
If there’s a statue being planned those ringlets might prove a challenge.
“My initial thought was ‘I’m not going, I’m not going! Sugar, that’s it, the end!’ – you always think the worst!”
Smashing Donald Trump’s windows.
“I’ve been asked if I feel like I’m ready. And I do. Because if I don’t believe that I’m ready, then no one else will.”
Dial M for Murtagh.