Half-ar**ing, damp squibs and champagne sign-offs.
Dedicated deliverers of dob.
5 ways to get a duck in club cricket.
“Rain card, lads?”
Wheezers, geezers, Bacardi Breezers.
“Has he turned up at the right session? You don’t remember signing an overseas.”
“She went through more bottles of wine last season than you took wickets… and you got the most scalps in the league.”
“Spend some time at home, Darren. You’re 35. You’ve got a family.”
No, the other John Lewis.
O Captain! My Captain!
The unsung heroes of junior cricket.
It takes all sorts.